The quarter

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by odicy (Zone BBS Addict) on Monday, 28-Sep-2015 20:03:16

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she
liked it.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other
over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!"

Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 28-Sep-2015 20:20:12

Cute, and a perfect joke for football season.

Post 3 by forereel (Just posting.) on Tuesday, 29-Sep-2015 1:33:56

Yep, gets the Blue Velvet award. Smile.

Post 4 by Leafs Fan (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Tuesday, 29-Sep-2015 11:33:09

Awesome.

Post 5 by Feathered Serpent (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Monday, 05-Oct-2015 1:51:27

Haha. I like it.

Post 6 by UniqueOne (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Saturday, 21-Nov-2015 23:47:26

haha awesome!

Post 7 by CrystalSapphire (Uzuri uongo ndani) on Saturday, 12-Dec-2015 10:31:51

This one is good!

Post 8 by PositiveFuture (Generic Zoner) on Saturday, 23-Jan-2016 0:49:08

Funny. Another great example of how easily things can be misunderstood.